Why is this surprising?

http://www.lemondrop.com/2009/01/09/barbie-creators-racy-sex-secrets-revealed/

Kick his ass seabass!

Is it weird that I like hockey fights?!


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More toys!!!

Even though I already have a 50" projection in the family room, I desperately needed something in the living room and this 42" bad boy did the trick!


And, let me tell ya, size DOES matter! :)

My new toy!

Gamer I am not. But isn't she a beauty?!

I felt like this today...

Dear Mr. Fed Ex Man...

...don't think I don't notice you ogling The Twins whenever you come in with your packages.

I'm onto you!

Dirty

I'm craving a martini like they're going out of style!!

My poison of choice: Dirty, Grey Goose, two olives, up.

It's 9:06AM, I know this.